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Lyrics of Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=mc Vagina by Jon Lajoie
Ah yeah, I′m back
Bitches
Women are equal and they deserve respect
Just kidding
They should suck my dick
Vagina
What?
Vagina
What?
I 'wanna have sex with your vagina (uh)
Vagina
What?
Vagina
What?
Two plus two equals vagina (uh)
My love is like lightning
It gives girls orgasms
My dick is like an airplane
It gives girls orgasms
I′m the Wayne Gretsky of sexual stuff
I'm the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff
I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch
I′m the Shakespeare of enormous cock
I′m the Helen Keller of having sex
No wait, that's a bad example
Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other
Vagina
What?
Vagina
What?
I ′wanna have sex with your vagina (uh)
Vagina
What?
Vagina
What?
E= MC vagina
I've got a present for you right here
Actually it′s not a present, it's my penis!
And I like to call it the spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis
I don′t like it when you talk
'Cause that just means you're not sucking my cock
Love is for girls and gays
If you ′wanna be with me it goes one of two ways
Either you have sex with me
Or you have sex with me
I have really good sex moves (sex moves)
That I learned in China (China)
I′m a sexual tiger (tiger)
And I feed on vagina
Roar
Vagina
What?
Vagina
What?
I 'wanna have sex with your vagina (uh)
Vagina
What?
Vagina
What?
What time is it? It′s vagina (uh)
What's the difference between a girl′s mouth and a girl's vagina?
There is none
I want my penis to be inside both of those things
I′m a good sex man
Girls love my sex
I'm a good sex man
'Cause my sex is the best
I′m like Jean Claude van Dam
But instead of fighting people
I have sex with them
Writer(s): Jonathan Lajoie
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Album • 2009 • 17 tracks
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