Well hello boys and girls come on in see the show
Its the mystical, magical, great dark carnival
Don′t bother lookin for parkin get rid of it
It ain't like you ever comin back ya fuckin′ idiot
I got a spike for yo neck with my ninja blowgun
Because I be the jugga-lugga don dada lada shogun
I swing my sword down and split you in two
Before you even fall I bitch smack both of you
Welcome to our carnival, Fifty thousand juggalos
Freaks and weirdos and killas at our shows
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, BITCH BOY YOU DEAD
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
Welcome to my exhibit I be the Shags
Sit back and enjoy, relax ya nipples and nutbags
There′s only juggalos here ya know what we about
Swingin hatchets, Faygo, and a dick in ya mouth
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, BITCH BOY YOU DEAD
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
When it's yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
When it′s yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, It's that carnival paradise
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, It's that carnival paradise
You don′t like it, get the fuck up outta here
When it′s yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
When it's yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
When it′s yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
When it's yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise