She got me cursed like the Kennedies,
I′m trippin' like a freak,
Strokin′ on her solar plexus,
Giggle cause the vibrator,
Chickie chickie perculator,
This one girl she don't really know,
Show what you got hotshot that the rest not got here?
She got me kookie like the Brady Bunch on LSD,
Bobby Peter Greg and Cindy,
Their sci-fi porno kung-fu grip is slip slip slip slip slip slip,
Yo these roundhouse kicks are landin′ like blowjobs on big knobs,
Fast sluts gnawing on 'em like corn on the cob,
Slap that weasel like he was hired to do it,
Rub that lamp till the big titty genie pop out and spewin′,
I saw this Japanese stripper chick with lava lamp eyes,
Get back to the subject of the song,
Remember I'm tryin′ to tell you I′m in love with this girl,
The greatest mostest beautifullest piece of ass in the world,
This one girl she don't really know,
She got me cursed like the Kennedies,
I'm trippin′ like a freak,
Strokin' on her solar plexus,
Giggle cause the vibrator,
Chickie chickie perculator,