I turn down tail cats fiend for
What I need caffeine for?
"Sand, you ain't gotta write no masterpiece,
You got advanced degrees"
My funk richer than your regular reek
Rhythm is the true religion
That was me enforcing in streets
While the bosses at a trippa and suffritt
And I won′t cease 'til my people are freed
It's now too hot in kitchens that were frigid originally
Been froze opponents into polar ice
You′ve never beholded a potenter poltergeist
As far as bucking the protocol, I′m known as the prototype
The greater part of performers are cut and paste
My comments is anything but commonplace
My parlance is what'd be born if transformers and phonics could fornicate
My beard rubberband matches my outfit
I′d like to make an announcement
I stick fingers in outlets
No Jet leader can outriff
I leave space kinda like Alf did
Seen dark nights kinda like Alfred
"Sand they're playing you′re record on the radio right now though"
This is not your typical plain old
It's Joe versus the volcano!
Hobbes, Locke, and Aesop′s fables
Planet Rock, Janis Joplin, Bach
"Sand, build a ark, save the art,"
Cried a archangel with a cocked halo
I had to nod, I could not say no
I wrote the calm and the tornado
'Cause Americana's been conned and been clogged
Sure as sand′s where sea meets San Remo
I′ll see you and raise you and I'm Razor Ramon
"You can′t write twenty four bar verses
You can't talk in third person
And why you call yourself the dream merchant?
Need to call yourself a sea urchin
And stop blabbing how you cut grass
How cutting grass helped you see serpents
People need purple, not purpose
Rappers ′posed to be earning, not be earnest
You provide a simple service
Go ahead and sip some syrup
You're not a civil servant
It never hurts to stir up a little skirmish
It never hurts to steer the herd towards being serfs and being servants instead of being insurgents
That′s more profits, pockets, purses
That's a art you need to perfect, nobody's perfect"
Nobody ′cept for everybody
You not up to foil Illuminati
You probably groggy from flouride in Dasani
I quit the lawyering to loiter in lobbies
The voices in my noggin say "remember ′Nam and remember Nagasaki"
As far as what is now occuring
What does it have in common?
Industry beef is increased to keep peeps from peeping what's in their beef and broccoli
There′s something brewing besides batters in Milwaukee