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Don't tell me that I'm super cute
I'm a samurai princess, I'll smash you
To the bottom of the deep deep oceans, well
And your facepaint's smudged
You've got red white, uptight, not making a sound
Jeez, Lizzie's being a serious cunt
It must be because it's her time of the month
Weakness is just another word for femininity
But I'm just a raging feminist
Burn the bras, don't shave your pits
Don't listen to me, I'm fucking crazy
I don't wanna have babies
Don't need a man to save me
You, me, round two boxing gloves
All I gotta do is tweet about being free
Then I got the whole world Katie Hopkin-ing on me
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I'm a samurai princess, I'll smash you
Samurai prince, glue your lips in two
Samurai princess, I'll smash you
Samurai prince, this is what I gotta do
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I'm a samurai princess, I'll smash you
Samurai prince, glue your lips in two
Samurai princess, I'll smash you
Samurai prince, this is what I gotta do
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I'm gonna bite off your ear
I'm gonna tell you something that you don't wanna hear
If I have a son then I'm gonna call him Mia
Extract the tears, extract the fear, 'cause
What's a girl, what's a boy?
Why are there gender sections for toys?
And sorry if I'm out of line
But I don't want Hambley's to decide
If my kid's a fireman or a bride
Might as well get out of here
'Cause I'm a pop princess
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I'm a samurai princess, I'll smash you
Samurai prince, glue your lips in two
Samurai princess, I'll smash you
Samurai prince, this is what I gotta do
chorus
I'm a samurai princess, I'll smash you
Samurai prince, glue your lips in two
Samurai princess, I'll smash you
Samurai prince, this is what I gotta do
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How come we decide from when a baby's born
Whether he's strong, whether she's sweet corn
Let the women on the bus first
If they wear a short skirt
That means that they got the thirst
This is women at their worst
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I'm a samurai princess, I'll smash you
Samurai prince, glue your lips in two
Samurai princess, I'll smash you
Samurai prince, this is what I gotta do