Have you ever been a part of
It really is incredible fun
Once the boring paperwork is done
A man could get used to it
Have you ever had posters
I found them all underneath the sink
One drink for the limits of battleships
Two drinks for the limits of cool
Three drinks for the pilots
One drink for the limits of battleships
Two drinks for accountants
Have you ever known anyone
Who could wear a hat indoors
Without guns or bodyguards
To impress on the bare-headed hordes
That the choice was a reasonable one?
... the point of prison food
Everybody has a prick in the game
Have you ever been to bed with Elaine/Alain?
One drink for the limits of battleships
Two drinks for the limits of coal
Three drinks for the pilots
Four drinks for the immigrant residents
Five drinks on the golf course
No drinks for the enemy combatants
No drinks for the door staff
No drinks for tireless testers
It′s only the way of the world
It's only the way of the world
You slike the liar's tongue
And it burns like writer's block
It burns like writer′s block
But there′s no girls on the team
There's no girls on the team
And it burns like writer′s block
It burns like writer's block