Look into my eyes try to see what I know
A twisted little journey through the path of psycho
A vivid premonition manifesting undigesting
The petty little trifles taught to adolescents condescending
A complicated girl with very simple wishes
A global rocket has your people sleeping with the fishes
And when your city comes to desolation
One small step and I reach global incineration
I'm not normal and I don′t pretend so
My approach is pretty much a bomb crescendo
Reality is false and its so cause i say
Chaotic demolition well that's just my forte
Death is a fun way to pass the time though
Several little bullets moving in staccato
The terror of my rain will live on in infamy
Singing when they die like a dead man's symphony
Yo it′s the rat with the flat hat
I′m hip to you house cats
Can't fool me grab the cheese from the mouse trap
Feel a light breeze when i move past
And shoot for the center of mass
Hit the expunge and I blow the stacks
You′ve been removed by the menace rat
It's Jerry with a Tommy gun
Scream for your mommy son ("MOMMY!!!"-Ziggs?)
Saw me in the lobby had your chance
Sewer rat with Splinter Cell abilities
Shredder of your back line your team screaming turtle please
Strike from the shadows like a ninja on a murder spree
What I do is put some shots through the purple team
Can't see me but your lane′s getting stinky
And now I see the wards if you pink me
The plague's back it's over
I′m killing lame soldiers
With spray and pray tactics
Like the Pope with a super soaker
In matters much delectable
My brain remains detectable
My findings unforgettable
Tell me something′s in these parables
Then what side am I to choose?
This data doesn′t tell me
Who will win and who will lose...
Allright that's enough ugly people step aside
They call me hero defender and Piltover′s Pride
Giving girls heart attacks
Strike you with the hammer
You wanna try me in the lane?
I'll have you seeing stars
Accelerating shock blasts
That hit you running and yet...
I'm pretty smart I'm a scientist you know
And when I calculate the likeliness of success for my foes
Look at Viktor′s face it′s so cute
On your knees I'm in control
Don′t try that shit with me
I only got 2 words for you
But could just as well have stayed and slit your throat instead
You wanna know why it′s called ace in the hole?
I'm the ace and the hole is where you used to have your head
Got the heart of the dragon
When you step into my town
You'll be answering to me, so...
I′m not gonna blame ya if you′re petrified scared stiff
I am the law and no one shoots the sheriff
Join as my acolyte and i will be your mentor
Science will destroy you it will build you anew
The gifts I offer now eternal power a new point of view
Steel will fix all your flaws
You will rise above human laws
You will mock them made of meat
They'll drop to worship at your feet
Forget now the shame of defeat
Our victory shall be so sweet
Replace all your petty emotions
Or keep your blood you′ll bleed oceans
They're fodder for my labs
We will be your final nail
Mundo sealing your fate(MUNDO)
Who thinks they can match it?
No bad blood here Mundo buries the hatchet
Life is affliction Mundo cure your disease
Mundo the King end of conversation
And this doctor's not strange to strange to regeneration
Mundo goes where he pleases
I was born with sorcerous power in my veins
My gauntlet hits harder than Piltover's trains
When they find what's left
And yeah I rock the Haruhi dance so what?
You know it puts the ladies straight into rut
Have you seen the look on Lux's face?
I′ll kill for my princess
Flee or I′ll trash you 'til you′ve got the shakes
So you think you can take me?
Mother Fu(pewpew noise) I'm "EzReal" as it gets
A vicious violent vixen voiding vindication
Gauntlets of the law keeping safe Piltover′s population
And freedom yeah what are those?
I'm just here to show your skull a few denting blows
So when the law comes out
And if you want all of your teeth
Say out of Vi′s way ("Boom baby"-Vi)
You can beg for mercy won′t be able to hear you
Resist arrest once your rights stay in my rear view
It's not some freud related envy
Not like I′m just compensating
This is simply how the game looks when I'm dominating ("HAHAHAHAH"-Vi)
But your not gonna get far
My punches make explosions like it′s fist of the north star
Stay back while I solo baron
Throwing more 'bows then a trick named Garen