Welcome to Boston it′s a company town
Just play by the rules or you'll be stomped to the ground
It′s a lovely arrangement that they've got going here
So they fan fuck everybody year after year
The clubs suck the cops, and the cops suck the mob
Who suck politicians, who give 'em all jobs
They all sleep together and it really works great
One big daisy chain runs around this whole state
We love new wave it′s really cool
'Cause we make millions off the fools
Don what′s-his-face, he gives great head
Whole town of Boston is his bed
"Have some fun" what do you know?
You little shits don′t run the shows
There's no room here for hardcore, sonny
You kids don't bring in liquor money
Buns up with our asses all greased up and slick
Awaiting the thrust of their all-powerful dicks
You′ll hear this song and whine "Oh my that′s obscene"
Yeah dumbfuck, fucking right it is!