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Lyrics of Zeus vs Thor by Epic Rap Battles of History
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Epic Rap Battles of History
Zeus
VS
Thor
Begin!
verse
How dare you challenge my immortal throne?
I'm the father of the Gods, put your daddy on the phone
Maybe Odin could beg me for a truce, 'cause when Zeus lets loose
I'll put your cross dressing neck in a noose
I'm like Medusa, I stone a mother fucker if he looks at me wrong
I'm a bull getting bitches with my swan schlong
I'm on point like Poseidon's trident
Rhymes colder than the frosty balls of your giants
verse
Allow Thor to retort, you shapeshifting rapist
And get a taste of this Scandinavian greatness
Brought forth by my raging thunderstorm force
'Cause I don't get nice, I get Norse (Norse)
Valhalla-atcha boy and we'll flyte it out
But keep your Asgard up, I Ragnarök the house
You tongue kiss your sister, that's grosser than a Gorgon
I'm the thunder down under, nailing Natalie Portman
Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is?
You're ruthless to humans, your crew is like the clash of the douches
Ruling over the Greeks, a people weak and frightened
I'd spit in your face but you'd probably like it
verse
Only a mindless fool would knock the fathers of philosophy
My Greeks built the bedrock of democracy
With astronomy, they charted out the movements of my kin
All the pimps of Mount Olympus and me the king pin
Let this sink in, I'm about to rain on your parade
Itchy trigger finger quicker with the bolts than Usain
You're history, I'll be the first to put it in writing
MC Hammer just got struck twice by greased lightning
verse
Rain, old man? This is hardly a drizzle
You couldn't give the women in my homeland the sniffles
You can keep your astronomers, I'll sail with the conquerors
For thousands of kilometers, discovering the continents
I'm alpha dog dominant, you can't beat me
I will drop you like Greece's GDP
Send you deeper underground than the depths of your Hades
Now make like your daddy and swallow my babies
verse
You think The Underworld scares the ruler of the skies?
You're joking! Loki must have written your lines
By the time I've finished whipping you with wits and rhymes
You'll need a lighter for your ship 'cause a viking just died
Your glory days are over, the Oracle shoulda told'ya
I'll kick your wrinkly dick back in your toga like "Opa"
Here, take these drachma for your eyes
When you get to River Styx, tell your three headed bitch I say hi (Woof)
outro
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic Rap Battles of History
Writer(s): Peter Shukoff, Lloyd Leonard Ahlquist, Dante Michael Cimadamore
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Epic Rap Battles of History - Season 4
Album • 2019 • 16 tracks
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Zeus vs Thor
Epic Rap Battles of History
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