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I'm gonna get the gothest girl I can
With the pale white rockabilly tan
You know the kind, the ones you find
In the country metal punk rock band
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She might be into hot rod cars
Or leather fetish bondage bars
She's dirty, pretty, the hippest in the city
She's the gothest girl I can
chorus
Yeah, the gothest girl I can, the gothest girl I can
The gothest girl I (the gothest girl I), the gothest girl I can
Well, I'm gonna lose these conjugal blues, with the gothest girl I can
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Well, she's kinda into all things noir
Wants me to get a pumper door
Well, maybe, baby, but you ain't no lady
She is the gothest girl I can
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I live right, I live good like a nice boy should
Put my trust in our Lord's plan
I live right, I live just like a young boy must like I should
Something's gotta give 'cause the right way to live
Isn't hittin' it, you understand
I need a wild, wild lover, the kind that scares your mother
I need the gothest girl I can
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Thrift store vampire chic
It's night every day of the week
Stop, stare, dead flowers in her hair
She's the gothest girl I can
chorus
Yeah, the gothest girl I can
The gothest girl I (the gothest girl I), the gothest girl I can
Well, I'm gonna lose these conjugal blues, with the gothest girl I can