Pirate #1: We pillage here
Pirate #2: And plunder there
Pirate #3: We rage from dusk till dawn
Pirates: We hoist the anchor and swab the deck
Pirate King: Then gather for drinks on the lawn
Pirate #1: Now woe betide these scurvy knaves
Pirate #2: We'll challenge you to a round of golf
Pirate #3: Or possibly croquet
Pirates: And if you dare to do us wrong
You′ll walk the plank, no doubt
Down you′ll go to an awful fate
Pirate King: Those grass stains will never come out
Pirate King: Now how we ended up here
'Tis a dire and dreadful tale
Pirate #1: The kind to leave the meanest rogue
Pirate #2: So fateful, so accursed
Pirate #3: Such a stroke of evil luck
Pirates: Our ship washed up on that thar hill
Pirate King: And, hey, I guess it′s stuck
Pirates: So now we hold the river here
Pirate #1: We've also taken up gardening
Pirates: We make you pay to cross this way
And squeeze ya till it hurts!
Pirate King: And on the side, we sell a line
Of homemade organic desserts