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Lyrics of Uptown Funk! Parody by Bart Baker
intro
This song is lazy, it just rips off the 80s
Back when all Funk music was made by huge cocaine addicts
Every
Nostril
Has some white nose candy in it
And everyone got up to use the bathroom every ten minutes
verse
I'm too high
Just snort
That guy looks like Michael Jackson
I'm 5'5'
That's short
That's not a man, that's a lesbian
Who's that guy?
Some dork
I wrote this song! I'm Mark Ronson!
This looks like New York
But it's just a cheap run-down movie set
verse
Girls walking by ignore us
Ew!
Walk by and just ignore us
Ew!
This song has no chorus real
It's just me and these four guys clappin'
Looking into the camera, clappin'
Something cool is about to happen
We're gonna dance while the cameraman spins the camera around
Spin it!
verse
Mark, don't try to get down!
verse
White boy dance like a clown
Why? Because I'm not brown?
Hey, don't have a meltdown!
Please let me hang around!
Okay fine just
verse
Stop!
Come walk with me
Just don't dance Ronson you're too shitty
Bruno, please sign this check to buy a car that's a wreck
Which we'll dance 'round in the street without gettin' in it
Can I please dance with you guys now?
No Mark Ronson you keep sittin'
verse
I'm too hot
You're wet
The sweat's turning my pink jacket red
Could you stop dancin'
I'm trying to shine your shoes, you coke head!
Now we've got
Up top
Old lady hair rollers on our heads
We look like grandmas
And my damn nose is bloody from the blow
verse
I was on a computer
Ooh!
And I read a strange rumor
Ooh!
You're Michael Jackson Jr!
Ooh!
So is it true was he your father?
That would be an amazing honor
That can't be, they're different colors!
Back from the dead to clear up this shit
But first grab your own dick and dance!
verse
One more time, grab your dick
outro
Time for rumors is done
Yes, I have one more son
And the world will be stunned
To learn you are the one
I'm your father!
Writer(s): Bruno Mars, Charlie Wilson, Devon Gallaspy, Jeff Bhasker, Mark Ronson, Philip Lawrence, Robert Wilson, Ronnie Wilson, Rudolph Taylor
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