Lark On My Go-Kart

Sitting on a truffet

Puffing on the best cut buds tryna get butt from ms. muffet

Me and teddy ruxpin stirring up a ruckus

Egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins

Suck a dick butt kiss chumps can′t funk with the punk kids

Ash Roth be the king of the blumpkins

Any Tim Duncan, spur of the moment

Let the whole world know I run shit

Jump ship quick, tell a friend that I'm dumb sick spit fungus that′ll grow from a dumb trip twist to a front flip son that was some trick

Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this

Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget

Ash can get nasty

Pass me a blunt and some captain

Chilling with an Ashley

Heading to the mall

Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off

10 feet tall with the balls of a matador

Door matted whore with your words heard that before

Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed

Walk in my shoes for a few you gone need it

Yea got your Wii fit to practice your freeze with

Need a few weeks before you can compete with

Razor Ramone flow o' so sharp

You can take kapowsky (as in saved by the bell)

I'm a take lark on my go-kart!

Mario kart skills are outrageous

Play me any day and I′ll be the best racist

Wait no erase it meant to a racer

Traded in my cell phone for a new pager

Take off your blue tooth now dot com

I′m at the grocery store with hot moms

Bout 35 with at least 2 kids

We can make out while my friend babysits

All up in your fridge eating left over shit

Tuna sandwich, butterscotch, crumpets, Cheeto's be my choice of chip

I enjoy for a bit

Take a sip from my sips and then split

Throw that J up is it rolled?

Yeah, Roll it up.

Hair like a troll doll

Basketball shorts on yeah I′m a dork but im still holing court ball up balla

Yea I take to long get dolled up

Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up

Who my tryna impress

Honey in the sundress

With the breasts luscious Just sent me a text

O-M-G your the B-E EST

If you tryna have sex

I'm the best at it!