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Mwahahahahaha! Welcome, boys... Come right in.
Please come in, you're welcome here
Mind the cobwebs and the bones
May we invite you to spend the night?
Step this way, here's the living room
(Though "dead" room is more correct)
'Cause there hasn't been a living soul here
Since grandpa broke his neck
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Browse around the kitchen,
Have a spoon or a knife (?)
You must excuse those "ketchup" stains...
We ate someone last night
Here is your big bedroom, dears
(You'll love the creaky bed!)
You'll sleep just fine, but when you wake
You still may feel half dead
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Don't let the spider webs mess up your hair
Don't mind the piano playing with no one there
The crumbling bookshelves covered with dust
One or two headless bodies, what's all the fuss?