I′m King of The Riddle Men
King of your life and soul
King of the crops that grow
King of the ghosts lurking
I'm King of The Riddle Men
King of your life and soul
King of the crops that grow
King of the ghosts lurking
Go ye forth, my riddle men
And don't forget my Riddle-lin!
Time for me to have all the fun
What's harder to catch the faster you run?
What′s more useful when it′s broken?
What breaks when it's name is spoken?
What′s there more of the less you see?
What's at the center of gravity?
What is Alaska? Who is Brazil?
Isn′t a volcano just an angry hill?
What can't be kept until it′s given?
Get these wrong, and you'll be imprisioned.
What has a tongue, cannot walk
Yet somehow gets around a lot?
How many licks does it take to get to
The tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
What always runs but never walks,
Often murmurs, never talks,
Has a bed but never sleeps,
Has a mouth but never eats?
What has 2 backbones and 1000 ribs?
Your eyes look tasty, I'm callin dibs.
What can′t you honestly answer yes to?
What′s stopping me from eating you?
What has four eyes but cannot see?
Who's more glorious than me?
What ten letter word starts with gas?
Can Jollimus resist Dat Ass?
What′s with islands? Get more land.
What's with deserts? Get less sand.
How many months have 28 days?
And what′s the end to everything always?
I'm King of The Riddle Men
King of your life and soul
King of the crops that grow
King of the ghosts lurking
I′m King of The Riddle Men
King of your life and soul
King of the crops that grow
King of the ghosts lurking
Okay, MZ, gotta figure this out
Or we'll end up in Harbinger′s mouth
The dude a little crazy, metal body and lifted
Seven different faces, coloring specific
Processing riddles as we speak
The first answer is your breath, so breathe
And the second we don′t have to beg
Cause the answer is just an egg
Alaska's a state, Brazil′s a country
Volcanos are angry hills speckled with trees
Your word was given, so you better well keep it
Or we'll take your soul like a shoe, no secret
Anyway... the world will never know
The center of a Tootsie pop is a Tootsie roll
Endless like a river running even flows
Like train tracks, tons of ribs, two backbones
No yes for liars, no eating those on fire
Blind men with four eyes, automobile miles
Jolli with Ashley Wag song gains smiles
All months have 28 days, your highness
The cherry on top is this crazy mania
Thinking real hard with an A.I. cranium
Now it′s time to go, so open the dome
MZ and Alpha are ready to roam
But I was King of The Riddle Men
King of your life and soul
King of the crops that grow
King of the ghosts lurking
I was King of The Riddle Men
King of your life and soul
King of the crops that grow
King of the ghosts lurking