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Hey mom, it's Simon, how are you doing?
Listen, are you still going to Curves?
If you are just tell Maria ¿Cómo estás?
Did I always need attention?
Did I like to flirt with girls?
Did I like to wear your clothes?
Chance of playing hockey?
Is to gain some perspective,
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Mom, I'm still your baby.
So you can handle anything-
A little bit empty every day.
My sleep pattern's shitty.
It's kinda hard to explain.
I've only found lately, though,
That I've had this hard time
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Or was I always more the... feline type?
And I'm sorry for this chat,
But did I really wear pink socks?
Or was that a laundry mishap
With the reds and the whites?
And WHY did you let He-man
It changed to Sailor Moon.
Was I the only baby to never mess his bib?
Was I the only baby to decorate his crib?
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Mom, I'm still your baby.
So I can tell you anything.
A little bit empty every day.
My sleep pattern's shitty.
It's kinda hard to explain.
I've only found lately, though,
That I've had this hard time
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Ditching class to go see Share
And for that year in college
When I highlighted my hair.
And I'm sorry mom for being
I just hope I've been the son
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Mom, I'm still your baby.
So why is this so damn hard?
Listen, I'm just going to tell you something,
But either way you're going to have to take it
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And I've always been that way.
And I don't think it's gonna change.
Have recently lost touch.
But it certainly explains
Why I liked my G.I. Joes so much.
I won't be going to hell.
Maybe I'll be a hero like Ellen.
Can you call me when you get this message?