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Guess what happened to me (Another crazy story? Come on AC!)
I was hanging at the court, just playing some ball
Working on my game (Yeah, we heard it all)
I heard the fans screaming, I thought it was for me
But then I saw a shadow, it was 12 foot 3
It was Shaquille O'Neal (What! What did he say?)
"How about some one on one? You wanna play?"
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I told him why not, I got some time
But when I beat you real bad try not to cry
Please, Aaron are you for real? One on One with Shaquille O'Neal?
Yeah, 34 center from the LA Lakers
You must of been nervous?
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I had a plan, I could change the pace
I said, yo Shaq you didn't tie your shoe lace (Huh?)
He looked down, I stole the ball
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A three pointer, nothing but net
Come on Shaq, had enough yet?
Down by two, I'm catching up
I guess he's getting nervous
Because you know it ain't luck
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Couldn't believe it was real (I can't believe a kid just stuffed O'Neal!)
One more second then it was all that remained
I must admit that it sounds real crazy
But the ball went in and then he cried like a baby
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Sorry Shaq I should have let you win
And we can still be friends
They put me on their shoulders
And it sounded like my mothers
Get up for school, you're gonna be late
Mom, can't you see that I'm playing a game
How can you be playing if you're still in bed?
Are you getting sick? Did you hit your head?
Writer(s): Joshua M. Schwartz, Brian Kierulf